Apparently someone drove through the front window of a 7-Eleven and the clerk just so happens to be a fan of Kevin Smith’s 1994 cult hit “Clerks.”
Accordingly, one must then assume that the following interaction definitely took place soon thereafter:
7-Eleven Clerk: “You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Friend of the 7-Eleven Clerk: [suddenly outraged] “Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go again trying to pass the buck. I’m the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. ‘I’m not even supposed to be here today’” [throws stuff at 7-Eleven Clerk].