Chris Farley Hockey Team Portrait, 1977
“Fat guy in a little cooaaattt … “ er, chubby kid in a normal sized hockey jersey?
Chris Farley was born in 1964, putting him around 13 at the time of this candid photo. Many of his summers were spent as a camper and counselor at Red Arrow Camp in Wisconsin. Many of his winters were presumably spent playing hockey. In 1986 he graduated from Marquette University with a double major in communications and theater while also playing rugby.
Afterwards, Farley was cast out of society and was forced to live in a van down by the river and nobody ever heard from him again.