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Chris Farley Hockey Team Portrait, 1977

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Chris Farley Hockey Team Portrait, 1977

Farley went on to become the world’s worst motivational speaker.

Fat guy in a little cooaaattt … “ er, chubby kid in a normal sized hockey jersey?

The late great Chris Farley was born in 1964 in Madison, Wisconsin, putting him around 13 at the time of this candid photo. Many of his summers were spent as a camper and counselor at Red Arrow Camp in Wisconsin. Most of his winters were presumably spent playing hockey.

In 1986 he graduated from Marquette University with a double major in communications and theater while also playing rugby.

Afterwards, Farley set his sights on becoming a motivational speaker. However, due to his overwhelmingly de-motivational approach, Farley was swiftly cast out of society and was forced to live in a van down by the river. Nobody ever heard from him again.

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